Trent Sucks!!!!!

So ya, the title pretty much sums it up folks, but I'll fill y'all in on the whole thing so that you ladies (some of you anyways) will agree with me! So me and Trent decided to start getting more 'healthy' and along with droppin some serious pounds, we also want to just improve our overall health and lifestyles. So there's the basis of the situation we're currently in. Well we decide to do this 2 day total juice fasting 'cleanse' thing that gets rid of all the toxins and impurities that build up in your body. We started this lovely idea on Sunday so we could be home with each other since I have the self control of a crack whore when it comes to food. We go through this whole first day miserable from not eating, but still having to cook to feed the kids and I'm thinking well at least we should lose some weight on this crap as an upside to starving for 2 days, right??? So Trent goes in to the bathroom to weigh himself after the 1st, yes 1st day and had already lost 4 lbs. Well I'm thinkin, "AWESOME" I should have lost that too since we did the EXACT same thing!! WRONG! I lost .5 lbs. yeah, that's a decimal in FRONT of the 5! I killed myself for a half a damn pound! So that whole day Trent's on cloud nine and I'm stuck on mount fat ass for the rest of my day! I still did my juice crap, but it was sooooo much harder after that weigh in. All in all Trent lost like 10 lbs over the course of a weekend and I lost 1 lb. Not only that, but I'm pretty sure I went down a cup size in bras, while Trent can now pull his pants on and off without unbuttoning them!!! Ya know, I had 3 kids. I didn't complain about being pregnant. I didn't complain about nursing, or losing my mind being home with 3 kids and no adult conversation. I even didn't complain about my 3 c-sections. I recovered very, very quickly and never complained about pain or the ugly scars! But how cruel is it that after going through all that women have to go through for their kids, men lose weight like it's an extra layer of clothing that they just decided to take off so it's gone, yet we have to kill ourselves like we're training for Ultimate Fighting or something!? And that is why TRENT SUCKS!!